FAQ – Frequently Annoying Questions

Welcome to the Incommodious.com FAQ page, where we answer your burning questions with just the right mix of sarcasm and useful info. Don’t see your question here? Shoot us an email at contact@incommodious.com, and we’ll consider dignifying it with a response.

1. Who Are You People?

We’re Incommodious.com, your go-to shop for t-shirts that are funny, inconvenient, and delightfully inappropriate for most family gatherings. We thrive on chaos, creativity, and the occasional coffee spill.

2. Are Your T-Shirts Any Good?

What, you think we’re out here selling garbage? Every t-shirt is made from 100% soft, breathable cotton (even though our designs might not always make you feel cozy). They’re built to last, just like your questionable sense of humor.

3. Who Comes Up with These Designs?

A team of wildly over-caffeinated, sleep-deprived weirdos. They’re fueled by bad jokes, pop culture, and the constant reminder that the world is already too serious. We aim for creativity, originality, and just a touch of inconvenience.

4. How Long Does Shipping Take?

Ah, the eternal question! Depending on your chosen method:

• Standard Postal Shipping: 7-12 business days (give or take; we don’t control the postal service).
• DHL Express: 3-7 business days for when you absolutely, positively need it faster.
  Oh, and spend over $85, and we’ll ship it for free. You’re welcome.

5. What If I Need to Return Something?

First of all, how dare you? But fine, if you must:

• Returns are accepted within 30 days of delivery.
• Items must be unworn, unwashed, and still exude that “fresh out of the package” vibe.
• Contact us at contact@incommodious.com to initiate a return. But don’t expect us to cover return shipping unless it’s our fault (and we rarely admit fault).

6. What If My Shirt Arrives Damaged?

Yikes. If we sent you a shirt that’s damaged or not what you ordered, it’s on us. Email us ASAP with pictures, and we’ll replace it faster than you can say “incommodious.”

7. Can I Cancel or Change My Order?

If your order hasn’t been shipped, maybe. Email us immediately, and we’ll do our best. But if it’s already on its way, you’re stuck with it.

8. Why Do You Use Humor That’s… You Know… Like That?

Because life is uncomfortable, awkward, and occasionally ridiculous. We’re just putting those vibes on a shirt so you can wear them proudly. If you don’t like it, that’s on you, not us.

9. Do You Ship Internationally?

Yes, we do! The world deserves our awkward brilliance. Shipping costs vary depending on where you are, but don’t worry—we’ll make sure you know exactly how much before you click that sweet “Place Order” button.

10. What’s the Best Way to Contact You?

Email us at contact@incommodious.com. We don’t do carrier pigeons, psychic messages, or unsolicited DMs. Keep it digital and to the point, and we might even respond with a smiley face.

11. Do You Take Custom Orders?

No. But thanks for asking. Our creativity is wild and free, and we don’t take kindly to being put in a box (unless it’s a shipping box).

Bonus Question: Do you guys even care about customer service?

Oh, absolutely. We care so much we wrote this FAQ to prevent the same questions from clogging our inbox. But seriously, we do care. We want you to love our shirts as much as we do (or at least not hate them). If something’s wrong, let us know, and we’ll make it right—begrudgingly, but with love.

Still Have Questions?

If we haven’t answered your question here, it’s probably because it’s not worth answering. But go ahead, email us at contact@incommodious.com . Who knows? Maybe you’ll make it to our updated FAQ page.